I guess I should at least have a bottle of it in the cupboard

Maker's Mark Bourbon

A few years ago Thomas signed up to be a Maker's Mark Ambassador which means he has his name on some whisky-filled barrel deep in the heart of Kentucky, and it also means we get tons of cool stuff in the mail. Today a mysterious black tube arrived. Inside was a tube of wrapping paper adorned with stars made out of tiny Maker's Mark bottles, some To/From hang tags and a hank of red ribbon emblazoned with the Maker's Mark name. Thomas said, "You should go work for Maker's Mark, hon. They let their designers do cool shit!" I agree.